Ridiculous stock photos of working women
So, we often look at photos to pair with our blogs and the stock photos of working women are so hilarious sometimes that we had to share them with you. Like the feature picture (directly above for this page). That’s pretty much how everyone works, right? Wearing white and with their baby standing on the desk fingers on the keyboard. Handy. Check out the examples we found below and enjoy what photographers think are workable mother-baby work practices.
“What, this position? It’s just so much more comfortable for working long hours at home.”
“Honestly, letting her chew on the phone while I’m talking is the least of my worries. It took me half an hour to polish this white desk and get the fruit puree out of my beige clothes.”
“It was so easy typing with my baby between the computer and me that I decided to add a degree of difficulty and put my sister behind me while I worked.”
This is the picture we will use for our insurance claim for a new couch after Matilda found the nail polish bottle I had lost between the cushions.
SMS: Please send help! I am trapped with Isobel in my arms and need to go to the toilet.
Eloise had decided it was time to try befriending the cat again. She planned her next move carefully while sucking the plastic toy.
“No, of course, I didn’t back it up last night.”
“I find nothing more invigorating than the challenge of not spilling coffee on my computer or my baby.”
“I like to stare at the computer and remember when I was productive. I still have great hair though, don’t you think?”
“I find I’m at my most effective with one hand on my baby and the other on the computer.”
“And then we laughed! We laughed some more about putting Tyrone in light coloured clothing and letting him stand on the bench.”
“Typing with my left hand, I should have this report finished by March next year.”
Baby’s thoughts: “I am so helpful to Mum. Mum. Mum. Mum. Cat!”
“I prefer not to use my hands on the keyboard. I just look at it and recall more productive times.”